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Mostly-wordless Wednesday

For immediate release: Cat impatient for winter to be over so she can go kayaking

Meet Della, a fluffy part-Persian kitty. She’s ready to go kayaking (except for her kitty PFD). Or not.

Gray-and-white Persian kitty Della, comfortably ensconced in the cockpit of her owner’s whitewater kayak. Ready for the water? You make the call.
fitness · Wordless

Mostly-wordless Wednesday

For immediate release: If fish are driving now, how soon before they’re cycling?

Has everyone seen the story about the fish who were taught to drive by dedicated (but clearly bored with their regular research) scientists? Just in case you haven’t (or want to see it again), here it is.

Goldfish operating a fish tank on wheels, hopefully on a side street. One wonders how they got informed consent to conduct this research.

This got me to wondering: if fish are learning to drive now, can they also be taught to ride a bike?

A unicycle makes more sense, as fish don’t have hands for the handlebars.

You heard it here first, folks…