
True confession: That’s not my blog title. Thanks blog title generator. I tried a bunch of them. They also suggested:
Need More Time? Read These Tips To Eliminate ZWIFT PANDEMIC CYCLING STRESS 7 DAYS A WEEK
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Also true confession: The blog content is all mine. Life hasn’t been easy lately. On the one hand, I’ve got a great job I can do from home, a supportive family, some lovely pets etc. On the other, there are stay at home orders and rising SARS-CoV-2 infection rates in the province where I live, and attempted coups in the country to the south. I feel like I am holding my breath until the transition of power takes place and then again until we’ve vaccinated the most vulnerable members of our society. I’m sure that ‘holding one’s breath’ feeling is worse for American family and friends. I also have family in the north of England where things are very bad and I’m nervously watching the situation there too.
All of that said, I have been really enjoying myself on my bike and it’s a thing that spills over to the rest of my life and keeps me calm and relatively happy. I sleep better after riding my bike. I smile more often. As a result, I’m riding lots. I’m alternating feeling proud of this and feeling ridiculous about this. Yes, it’s good to relax but surely I should be reading more good fiction. (Are bikes really beating books as they worried in the 1890s?) But the fact of the matter is I’m struggling like everyone else with attention span and distractability. I still read a lot but riding helps even when reading doesn’t.
I’m also socially engaged with my bike teammates. I’m even meeting up with real world cyclist friends on Zwift even though we’re trying to get out on our actual bikes at least once a week.
Mental and emotional health and well-being turn out to be a pretty good motivation to ride.
What’s a typical week of riding look like? I thought I’d share my last week of riding with you.
Here’s a rundown:
Sunday
What: Riding trails around Guelph on our fat bikes
How far: No idea really! We didn’t even take our Garmins
How long: We didn’t really even keep track of time. Somewhere between 90 minutes and two hours.
Purpose: Fresh air, fun
The rest of my rides are on Zwift
Club social ride
What: Team social ride, we split into two groups, one at sub 2.0 watts per kilo, and one at sub 2.5, we banter on Discord, and ride tightly packed as a group except for designated sprint and regroup sections. We also race at the end for those who are keen.
How far: Usually about 30 km
How long: One hour
Purpose: Connect with teammates, promote the club, share info about TFC racing
Monday

What: TFC Monday Night race, D category
How far: 40 km with killer hill at end, Keith Hill After Party was the route
How long: approx 90 min plus warm up and cool down
Purpose: Race!
Tuesday
What: DIRT family values ride
How far: 30 km
How long: 50 minutes
Purpose: Dad joke ride at recovery pace
My favorite dad jokes from the Dads Indoors Riding Trainers (DIRT) ride tonight:
What do you call an apology that’s made up of dots and dashes? Remorse Code
I trapped some vegan burglars in my basement. I’m not sure they were vegans but they kept saying, “Lettuce Leaf, Lettuce Leaf.”
Thanks for the company Jim Peyton



Wednesday

What: Team route recon, getting ready for Thursday race
How far: 30 km, Watopia Figure 8 reverse
How long: One hour
Purpose: Connect with teammates, discuss race strategy, practise paceline techniques
Thursday

What: Team Time Trial WTRL
How far: 30 km
How long: 55 minutes ish (time includes my cool down)
Purpose: We raced in Mocha class and came 15th out of 65 teams. Woohoo! (More importantly, we raced well together, had pretty smooth transitions, and kept up a nice pace–40 km/hr on the flats.)
Personal achievement: I stayed with the group up two climbs!
Friday

What: TFC Christmas Smash Fest
How far: 35 km, 18 laps in crit city
How long: One hour and five minutes
Purpose: No category racing! So much time in the red zone. I was able to jump on the back of faster riders as they lapped me and I did okay in the end as a result
Saturday

No riding, just gentle Yoga with Adriene.
I love cycling. When am down it helps me get back my momentum.