Dear Frank and Oak,
Have you ever stopped to fix a flat? Have you ever tried to put a dropped chain back on?
CLEARLY NOT. Because if you had you’d realize that of all the colours for a bike dress, white is just not on.
I realize you don’t have to do what I tend to do–wipe bike grease off on my black bike shorts–but still. Even for the most fastidious of cyclists–say one who carries wet wipes for wiping their hands (here’s looking at you Martin!), white isn’t a colour that works.
I’m not sure what makes this a bike dress. Almost any dress can be a bike dress. Like the nap dress. I’m sure it has special features that make it bike friendly but still, no matter how good those features are, they are overruled by the not very bike friendly colour.