Bike humour with swapped gender roles: An attempt!

So I asked why most bike jokes feature male cyclists.

And then I shared more gendered bike humour and asked how to redo it with swapped gender roles.

How’s this for an attempt?

Yes, traditional gendered norms but the cyclist is female at least…

A couple were in a busy shopping center just before Christmas. The husband suddenly noticed that his wife was missing and as they had a lot to do he called her on the mobile.

The husband said “Where are you, you know we have lots to do.”

She said “You remember the lingerie shop  we went into about 10 years ago, and you tried to persuade me to buy that sexy nightgown but I said that it wasn’t my sort of thing.”

He turned red and thought of her in the lingerie. Maybe she had changed and maybe she would wear it for Christmas.

“Yes, I do remember that shop.” he replied. “Of course.”
“Well I am in the bike shop next door to that.”

About Sam B

Philosopher, feminist, parent, and cyclist!

4 thoughts on “Bike humour with swapped gender roles: An attempt!

  1. Jean says:

    🙂

    Or a woman cyclist pulls up at an ice cream shop and is asked: “Are you lost?”

    “No”, she responded. “I’ve found my place…an ice cream shop after our long ride. But I’ll wait here for my hubby (male), if he finds this wonderful place. He gets lost easily.”

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  2. Jean says:

    Surely we can make a number of risqué jokes on chamois crème…as wanting that for Christmas instead..

    Ah well. Holiday time..

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