Recently I blogged about bike jokes that almost always seem to feature male cyclists. Here’s another:
Husband and Wife Christmas Shopping
A couple were in a busy shopping center just before Christmas. The wife suddenly noticed that her husband was missing and as they had a lot to do, so she called him on the mobile.
The wife said “Where are you, you know we have lots to do.”
He said “You remember the jewelers we went into about 10 years ago, and you fell in love with that diamond necklace? I could not afford it at the time and I said that one day I would get it for you?”
Little tears started to flow down her cheek and she got all
“Yes, I do remember that shop.” she replied.
“Well I am in the bike shop next door to that.”
I laughed too when this came across my Facebook newsfeed just now.
But I wonder, can we redo these jokes with female cyclists or do they rely too much on other gender stereotypes? The overly emotional wife who loves jewelry, for example.
Suggestions, ideas for jokes about cyclists and our love of bike shops that don’t rely on husband/wife humour?